In the last blog post, reader Bill Burnn made me chuckle with his comment. So I’m going to fight back! 🙂
Ok, these might not tickle your toes (or your funny bone), but they tickled mine. 🙂 I hope you find something to smile at here. I liked these, they made me chuckle. There is so much serious stuff flying around in the world today, I thought sharing a few light-hearted things might help and be a welcome change.
Enjoy! 🙂
What type of sandals do frogs wear? ……. open toad.
The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.
“To do is to be” … Descartes.
“To be is to do” … Sartre.
“Do be do be do” … Sinatra!
After writing a simple mathematical equation on the blackboard, the teacher asked if anyone in the class could solve the problem. Little Debby walked up to the blackboard, erased the entire equation, then turned to the teacher and said “problem solved.” [The moral of the story? There is ALWAYS another way to look at things.]
And here are just a couple of funnies/thoughts/questions with no images …
You know how it is sometimes when someone gets left in the lurch? Well, where is “the lurch”? What if you want to get together with that person, see them and chat with them? Where do you go? Where is “the lurch”? Hmmmm.
A man walks into an ancient Greek tailor’s shop with a pair of ripped trousers. The tailor says, “Euripides?” Man says, “yeah, Eumenides?”
And then there’s this sweet one …
If there are no dogs in heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went … Will Rogers.
Hope you enjoyed those funny and sweet things. Hope they made you chuckle, or at least scratch your head and think. 🙂
In the end, here’s to kindness and joy and good times.
Let’s dance!! 🙂
All of them were sweet and funny. Today we could use cute and funny.
Amen to that, Dawn. Let’s make a point of finding loving and fun in our lives.
Amen Dawn! In my town there’s a sign acknowledging the reds and oranges of autumn that are now appearing on trees and other plants. And the sign ends with … “orange you glad it’s autumn?” 🙂 Thanks for the smiles here on the blog too.
Ha! That was great, Emily. Another goofy, fun one. 🙂
Those were fun. We liked Rockin’ Robin, used to dance to that in junior high school, remember that? ha! 🙂
I do, Wanda, I do remember! And that was just ten or twenty years ago, right? Ha! 🙂
I like that Will Rogers quote about dogs in heaven. And the photo is so cute!
Yep, me too. I’m going where the dogs are. 🙂
Ok, I almost fell off my chair laughing about the koala who was spitting out the greens when someone brought her/him a donut instead. Fun stuff, yes we need this. Thank you. 🙂 Donuts!! For everyone!! 🙂
Donuts for everyone!! Thank you Tina! 🙂 I loved that one too.
Enjoyed!!
I exist to serve up enjoyment. 🙂 Best to you and Russ.
Liked the “No I haven’t seen the cat “. Greg chuckled at it too.
I loved that one! Have to admit that it sometimes reminded me of ME at points in my life. sigh. 🙂 What, who me?
“open toad” … oh I groaned out loud at that one, best one, tho the others are great too.
Thanks Jamie. I thought this one was the best one too. When I saw it on a sign near where I live, I almost drove off the road laughing. 🙂
My day was hectic! This helped. 🙂 Thank you.
You are welcome, Susan. A little chuckle, a little smile does help.
What, no boating jokes? Hmmm, I can’t think of any either. 🙂 These were good, thanks.
Oh crap, you’re right, Rob, no boating jokes. I didn’t realize that until I read your comment. I must make amends. Next bunch of funnies will definitely have boating jokes in them. 🙂 Oar else.
LOL! I “bow” to your willingness to make amends. And I am very “stern” about that. 🙂
Fun stuff, loved the dancy music!
Thanks Olivia. 🙂 Dancy music!!
Giggles and chuckles! Thanks everyone! And fortunately there are animals in heaven❣️🙏✝️🙏❣️💕